Bad Duke, no biscuit.
Of course, this is Murphy’s other birthday toy. You couldn’t have possibly chewed up one of the other millions of toys in your basket.
Should I start a “Dog Shaming” blog?
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My yellow Lab, Murphy, and his shenanigans.
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I expanded my use of tools by opening a closed jar of mayonnaise and ate 2 CUPS in the time it took Anne to make it to the garbage and back. Later I performed a traveling barf including the hallway rug and ending outside on the walkway. Is there room in your dog house for me????