And what week wouldn’t be complete without some more Murphy naughtiness?
While over at Molly’s, Murphy broke into the jar of treats and ate the entire jar again. The ENTIRE JAR. It was the same jar he chewed up a prior time. Give me a break. Later that SAME day, “someone”, whose name we won’t mention, left a 1 gallon plastic baggie of bacon treats within breaking and entering distance of Murphy and he didn’t disappoint. When the humans left the area, he ate the entire bag of bacon treats. Bad dog, no biscuit. More weekly highlights:
- Peed on his feet again.
- Peed on his legs again.
- Stepped in his puddle of pee.
- Slobbered all of the floor again…( a St. Bernard in another lifetime)
- Slimed me for the millionth time.
- Went garage surfing to my neighbor’s house.
- Went garage surfing to the other neighbor’s house.
- Went garage surfing to a total stranger’s house.
- Tried to be a lap dog in my chair, with me in it.
- Got a bath a Pet Food Express….Murphy was Mr. Tango Mango Man.